My name is Tomoki Sakurai.
I'm just your average student who loves peace and quiet.
But I'm surrounded by...
...a girl with a murderous karate chop,
a weirdo that flies through the sky,
and as if that wasn't enough, I'm getting loads of SOS messages in my dreams.
Oh, and to top it all off, an alien creature dropped out of the sky.
The following story depicts the downfall of my peaceful and quiet life.
I can hear my heart bell
doushitatte iu no
どうしたっていうの
What do you expect me to do?
mune no BERU ga naru
胸のベルが鳴る
Becoming the bell of my heart
hajimari wa ano toki datta
はじまりはあの時だった
That moment was the beginning
kimi ga me no mae ni totsuzen
君が目の前に突然
When it suddenly appeared in front of you
arawaretoa no wa umareru mae kara
現れたのは生まれる前から
It appeared before you were born
kimeraretetanda ne kitto sou dayo
決められてたんだねきっとそうだよ
and must have been decided then and there
negai ya yabou ya kuusou ga
願いや野望や空想が
Wish and ambition seem to be united
shiranai REBERU e doa o tataite
知らないレベルへドアをたたいて
in beating the door to an unknown level
habataku kagi to mirai o kureru
羽ばたく鍵と未来をくれる
Watching the flaps, giving out future
I can hear my heart bell
tomerarenai yo
止められないよ
It won't stop
tenshi ga narashiteru “daisuki” no aizu dayo ne
天使が鳴らしてる“大好き”の合図だよね
The name that the angel always "loved"
can you hear my heart bell?
doushitatte iu no
どうしたっていうの
What do you expect me to do?
kiita koto ga nai
聞いたことがない
It's something I've never heard of
kiita koto ga nai
聞いたことがない
muneno BERU ga naru
胸のベルが鳴る
as it becomes the bell of my heart
muneno BERU ga naru
胸のベルが鳴る
soredemomada
それでもまだ
But then, again...
kimi wa nannimo shiranai keredo
君は何にも知らないけれど
you know nothing of it.
Hello, gentleman.
My name is Eishirou Sugata.
This is my assistant, Pretty-kun.
The Earth is a magnetic dipole with field lines stretching from north to south.
Basically, it's what you call a magnetic field.
If this black hole should disturb the Earth's magnetic field, though...
For example, migratory birds rely on the magnetic field for orientation.
An abnormality in the field will cause a bird to lose sight of its destination and plummet from the sky.
In this case, it's not out of the question for something to fly when it couldn't fly before.
There's a reason for everything.
Basically, anything that flies up there in the sky has a specific reason to be flying.
What's important is who takes flight first.
A New World
Not good. I think I'll mark that down as a fail.
Heavenly Romance
Please don't let them grow any bigger...
Good morning, Tomo-chan!
For crying out loud... He's still asleep?
Tomo-chan!
Wake up. You're gonna be lat-
I-It's not what it looks like, Sohara-san.
I was trying to take off this chain when...
No!
What's this all about?!
Who's that?
Why's she here?!
Well, um...
She fell out of the sky.
Tomo-chan, you jerk! There's no way I'd believe something like that.
But it's true!
Look, Sohara!
See? She's flying.
See? See?
Look! See? See?
Sohara!
F-First things first, I have to do something about this chain...
Um, I can extend the chain as far as you wish or even remove it altogether.
Why didn't you tell me that earlier?!
Okay, I'm off!
Yes, Master.
Good morning.
Morning.
Sohara!
Listen to me!
Icarus! Don't follow me!
Get over here!
Oh? But that's wonderful, Tomoki.
She's definitely an inhabitant of the New World.
How do you work that out?!
If I remember correctly, you live alone.
Your parents are currently touring the country, right?
What? They are, but...
Perfect. Watch over her until we figure out the details.
It's all for the sake of the New World.
Are you sure you'll be okay, Sakurai-kun?
If you start living with a cute girl like her, don't you think one thing might lead to another...?
L-Lead to another?
You know, like accidentally throwing her onto your bed...
...and then your childhood friend sees you like that, heralding the start of a love triangle?
W-Were you watching all that?
Just intuition. But you know, women are scary when they're jealous.
Hopefully there'll be no bloodshed.
Don't scare me like that, Prez!
Icarus, go home and watch the house.
You got that?
Take this then, Master.
What is it?
It's an older model card, since all the latest ones are gone.
Oh, you've got cards, too.
Master, that card...
It's okay. I got it.
Anyway, go straight home, Icarus.
You got that?
Yes, Master.
In the world...
This is nice.
Peace and quiet really is the best. It beats everything.
Nothing good has happened these past few days.
Oh yeah, that outdated card she gave me...
Nah, I'm not gonna use it. Too dangerous.
I've learned my lesson, after all.
But...
It'd be nice to have a pervy superpower.
Tomo-chan, let's eat lunch together outside.
I made lunch for you too.
Thanks for helping me out all the time.
About that girl...
Icarus, you mean?
Are you really going to let her live with you?
I guess I'm just gonna go with the flow.
I see...
Are you mad or something?
No, not really. You've made up your mind, so I doubt I'll be able to change it.
You seem pretty mad though.
I told you I'm not!
Hey, you're going to fall over if you walk off that fast.
See? What did I tell you-
You saw them, didn't you?
Nope, not at all.
Panties with dogs on them, huh?
Sohara isn't in elementary school anymore. She needs something a little more...
What just happened?
N-No way!
Wait... aren't those panties?
Those panties are... Wait a sec...
Tomo-chan, why's your pocket glowing?
No way...
It's the card's fault?
Tomo-chan, you idiot!
I didn't really do anything...
The card just started acting on its own...
Explanations can wait.
Anyways, I have to go and change fast.
The New World Discovery Club
Senpai, let me borrow your room for a bit.
What happened?
Everything's going tits up because of this card.
What?
Man... what's going on?
Tomo-chan's always been a pervert!
Huh?
What's wrong, Sohara?!
What's going on here?
Geez, what the hell's going on here?
No matter what she tries to put on, they all just fly away, huh?
I see. So, this card is what's causing it all?
What gives, Tomo-chan? Do something!
Yeah, but...
Mitsuki, try putting this on.
What is it?
Loincloth for sumo wrestlers.
Why that of all things?!
Is that yours?
I have everything in this room.
Since you're playing dress up anyway, you might as well experiment.
Red bikini bottoms.
Fishnet stockings.
Medical gauze.
You sure are a weirdo for getting her to try gauze on.
Hm, it looks like nothing's worked and it's not just limited to undergarments either.
Sohara looks like she's having a hard time of it.
And whose fault do you think that is?!
I-I'm sorry!
I've got a feeling Master's in danger.
My phys ed jersey didn't work either...
I don't wanna play anymore...
Sohara... are you just going to go without panties for the rest of your life?
My, you seem very pleased, Sakurai-kun.
No, I'm not!
I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff.
Is this all going as planned?
I-It's not like that!
We can't rule out that possibility though.
If this card grants your unconscious wishes...
Let's run an experiment, Tomoki.
Try using this card to wish for something.
O-Okay.
Handcuffs?
What on earth...?
Ah! I understand now!
What?
There!
What's going on here?
I just always wanted to try that.
Umm...
I'm... not wearing anything under my skirt right now...
If the wind decides to blow right now, how do you expect me to hold my skirt down?
Is something wrong, Master?
Safe...
Wait, out?!
Master?
P-P-P-Pa-Panties...
Pa?
I need panties!
I understand, panties it is then.
If that's what you want, I'll amass all panties within a hundred-meter radius.
What the...?!
No!
So, this month-
What's wrong, Mikako?
She got me too.
So warm and moist...
Is this enough, Master?
N-No!
Our panties are...
...flying away.
Listen up, sonny.
Heed your grandpa's words well.
If you don't take out the bird that takes flight first, they'll all fly away.
So you have to make sure you shoot the first that takes off.
Never forget that, lad.
The first to take flight.
The first to take flight!
Can you explain all this to us, Icarus?
Did all this happen because of that card?
Yes, this card is essentially a teleportation device...
...that can send an order request for various things to the Synapse.
Because it's an outdated card, it can only grant one wish.
In this case, the card...
...granted my master's wish by force.
I see.
Mystery solved.
What do you mean by that, Senpai?
Let me explain!
The basic premise goes something like this:
The underwear that Tomoki glimpsed when you fell over was not to his liking.
Because of that, the card activated and forcefully removed the underwear he detested.
Those handcuffs are also a mere tool that forces you to do as he wishes.
So you do have a devilish side to you, Sakurai-kun. You've gone up in my estimation.
No, it was all the card, I tell you!
So, what do I have to do exactly?
Now that we know the cause, the solution is simple.
All you have to do is wear underwear Tomoki would like.
What?
We'll get icarus and Mikako to buy as much underwear as they can.
Something see-through would be nice.
So I have no choice but to try all of these on, one by one?
Before that getting home safely takes priority.
It's okay. Leave it to me!
I'll protect your secret garde-
You've got to be kidding...
Looks like someone upstairs has it in for you.
You'll see straight up my skirt in the reflection...
Leave this to me!
This is all part of my mental training!
Pantzer on!
Shouldn't you be facing the other way?
Scramble Pantzer!
Tomo-chan, please make sure my skirt doesn't fly up!
Atomic Pantzer!
Pantzer Speed Kick!
Pantzer Break!
Oh, Tomoki's starting to get serious.
He's surpassing normal human abilities.
I'm back.
We bought the panties, Master.
Wow, you sure got a heapload.
With this many, I'm sure there'll be one that suits Sakurai-kuni's tastes... probably.
Okay, I'll start trying them on.
Prez, Icarus-san, both of you help out too. I can't move with these on.
All right.
We can do this!
Hey, what about these?
Sakurai-kun is pretty masochistic.
I'll give it a go.
Oh. Icarus-san, I'm sorry.
Can you help me out?
Okay.
There you go.
That tickles, Icarus-san. Your hands are touching my...
I'm sorry. Um...
It's okay, really. I'm making you help out, after all.
I'm not making it too difficult for you, am I?
No, it's okay.
You're a kind person.
Thanks, Icarus-san.
That didn't work.
How about this one next?
They're kind of trying to be innocent and plain, but...
What's this about, Tomo-chan?!
There were a whole load and none of them worked!
Don't tell me you wanted me to wear none at all!
Devilish.
That's not it. But you should consider the possibility, at least.
What possibility?
Living the rest of your life without panties.
Sohara-san, there was one more hidden under the bag.
I don't think that'll work. That's almost the same as the one I was wearing to start with.
I see.
But I guess I'll try them on.
That didn't work either?
I haven't known you long, but it was nice knowing you.
Don't abandon me!
They went on!
They're on! They went on, Tomo-chan!
And look! The handcuffs came off too.
Really?
So it's all finally over?
Yes, the card shut itself down gracefully, so everything's fine now.
Thank God...
But that's not really comforting.
They're pretty much the same as the underwear you started with, no?
Now that you mention it, I wonder why that is...
Who cares? I don't want to think about panties for a while now.
Me neither.
Sorry about today, Sohara.
It's okay already. Everything worked out in the end.
Icarus didn't give me that card to cause trouble, either.
Yeah, I know.
You and icarus-san are gonna be living together for a while now, huh?
Yeah, it's as if I can't leave her alone.
She doesn't have anywhere else to go,
and I'm not sure about that collar of hers.
That sounds just like you.
What?
You've always been like that.
When you were young, you'd always bring home lost dogs, saying it's sad that they had collars,
so you'd take them off.
But that's what makes you sweet.
What?
No, forget that!
But honestly, those dog panties of yours...
You really haven't changed, have you?
What?
You really don't remember?
Tomo-chan, I can't do it...
I can't chop through something like this.
Idiot! You don't have enough spirit! Spirit!
All right, time for some Spartan training.
There!
Oh, dog panties?
Panties with designs on them are the best.
Oh yeah, that's when your killer chop first surfaced...
I remember now! I stopped liking dogs because of that traumatic experience!
I see. So that's why I didn't like your dog panties.
Yeah.
You're saying I went through that whole ordeal because of that?!
Huh?
Then it really was all your fault after all!
Tomo-chan, you idiot!
anata ga itsuka hana shite kureta
あなたがいつか話してくれた
You once said:
misaki o boku wa tazunete kita
岬を僕はたずねて来た
The cape has restricted me.
furari de iku to yakusoku shita ga
二人で行くと約束したが
We promised we'd go together,
imade wa sore mo kanawanai koto
今ではそれもかなわないこと
but that's no longer something we can keep.
misaki meguri no PASU wa hashiru
岬めぐりのバスは走る
Running through the round cape passage
mado ni hirogaru aoi umiyo
窓にひろがる青い海よ
I see the vast blue sea from the window.
kanashimi fukaku mune ni shizumetara
悲しみ深く胸に沈めたら
If the sorrow sinks deeply in my heart.
kono tabi oete machi ni kaerou
この旅終えて街に帰ろう
Let's end this journey, and return to our town.
Panty meteor showers spotted around the world!!
Next up on the news: Across the globe, extremely rare panty meteor showers have been sighted.
Experts have cited abnormal weather conditions as the cause of this phenomenon...
and a number of organizations are investigating further.
Since last night, several of these meteors have been spotted even here in the skies of New York,
and many are concerned about this nightly spectacle.
In response, a number of cabinet members have been seen coming in and out of the White House,
and we're now waiting for the government to take the first steps towards eliminating the meteors.
Next Time: An Angeloid's First Order.